We're a radio station in Jacksonville, FL. You should like us and you should listen. Here's why:
� YOU LIKE MUSIC RIGHT? WE HAVE THAT. WE LIKE MUSIC FROM THE 80�S AND 90�S, PLUS A LITTLE OLDER AND A LITTLE NEWER. ONLY THE FUN STUFF THOUGH, WE DON�T GET SLEEPY.
� DO YOU LIKE REPEATS? NAH. WE DON�T EITHER. YOU WON�T EVER HEAR THE SAME SONG IN THE SAME DAY. AIN�T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.
� WE DON�T TAKE REQUESTS. JUST TOO MANY FREAKS OUT THERE WITH BAD TASTE AND FREAKS WITH BAD TASTE TEND TO CALL RADIO STATIONS A LOT. TRUST US, IT�S BETTER THIS WAY.
� WHO LIKES USLESS CHATTER?! NOBODY. WE DON�T HAVE DJS. WE PREFER TO PLAY MORE MUSIC.
� WE GO COMMERCIAL FREE EVERY WEEKDAY FROM 7:15A TO 8:15A AND FROM 2:15P TO 3:15P. WEEKENDS FROM 11:15A TO 12:45P. JUST BECAUSE.
So apparently this happened. These three guys decided to donate $20 to breast cancer research for every woman who allowed them to "motorboat" her.
(If you're unfamiliar with the term, the Urban Dictionary defines motorboating as "The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound".)
So, it's a little creepy, but it's all in good fun and they raised over $4,000 for a good cause. What do you think?