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Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the internet, the guys who brought you Rebecca Black's "Friday" have a new er, "hit" on their hands.
Ark Music Factory co-founder Patrice Wilson is still producing songs for tweens, and has Alison Gold singing about how much she likes various Chinese dishes when she's starving after hitting the clubs:
"I love Chinese food. You know that it’s true. I love fried rice, I love noodles, I love chow mein, chow m-m-m-mein."
We are a little creeped out by the panda though.